"It Ain't Easy Being King"

Shit Alan Ball Says 39 

  • AB: This isn't my best writing...
  • AB: Here, Lafayette can say something hilarious.
  • AB: Episode saved!

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Shit Alan Ball Says 33: Season 4 Flashback 

  • AB: Guys, we're going to start off the next season with fairies!
  • Fans: Yay!
  • AB: And I cast Claude as someone super attractive!
  • Fans: YAY!
  • AB: Look! Sookie's grandpa! He's important in the books!
  • Fans: WOO!
  • AB: So the fairies are evil now.
  • Fans: What.
  • AB: They look like gremlins.
  • Fans: What?
  • AB: They become totally irrelevant after five minutes.
  • Fans: ...
  • AB: And I'm killing off Grandpa.
  • Fans: .....
  • AB: And I'm totally recasting Claude with someone less pretty.
  • Fans: God dammit.

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Shit Alan Ball Says 34  

  • AB: Hmm...people like Bill now that he isn't obsessed with Sookie.
  • AB: Interesting...
  • AB: So, they'll like him even more if I make him evil.
  • AB: And not sexy evil.
  • AB: Like, a totally zealous douchebag.
  • AB: Yeah.
  • AB: That's hot.

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mysterymisstrees:

Ryan Hurst… one sexy outlaw

mysterymisstrees:

Ryan Hurst… one sexy outlaw

(Source: miss-beehaven)


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florstagtac0:

can he be more attractive.

florstagtac0:

can he be more attractive.


Sookie: It’s a miracle.

Eric: What is?

Sookie: You. 

4x08 - Spellbound


Sookie: I’m trusting you, Eric.

Eric: I wont betray you. Ever.

Sookie: I may remind you of that some day.

4x08 - Spellbound








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